Litter-ature

Cats have permeated our daily lives. Now you fellow bookworms can enjoy your two favourite things: reading and cats. Behold.

Philosophy

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Requires some pawndering.

Why Cats Paint: A Theory of Feline Aesthetics; the title speaks for itself, and suggests some profound metaphysical questioning.

 Science

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May involve some chemeowstry

Cat Sense, a groundbreaking book discussing the study of feline science, will provide you with an objective and empirical read on your household companion.

Do-It-Yourself

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Very purractical
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Get your knitting kneadles ready.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Who could resist Crafting With Cat Hair, a practical yet whimsical volume which will get you through the rainiest of days. There’s even something for the wannabe crazy cat lady as well; now you can Knit Your Own Cat!

Self-Help

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In a purrfect world…

For those with a penchant for feminism, we present you with Guys Can Be Cat Ladies Too, which simply oozes equality.

Coffee Table Books

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An eclawctic selection
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Paw de deux?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Dancing With Cats is sure to spark jovial conversation, while Cats Galore: A Compendium of Cultured Cats offers a more erudite and cultivated perspective.

Poetry

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Pawetry
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More pawetry

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

For the brooding types, check out these delightful selections of cat-inspired poems, I Could Pee on This: And Other Poems by Cats and I Knead My Mummy by Francesco Marciuliano.

Catlympics

As we are sure you are all getting excited for the Rio 2016 Olympics, here we bring you a special installment in honour of the upcoming event!

And now…. the Catlympics!

Long Jump

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The trick with this event is to stretch out the body as much as possible.

Hurdles

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Clearly, you want to trip up your opponent.

High Jump

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Look at that air!

Triple Jump

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Just a hop, skip and a jump!

100 m Dash

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It’s all about getting ahead.

Boxing

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These talented athletes have been practicing their whole lives for this moment.

100 m Front Crawl

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He swims like a (cat)fish.

Diving

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10 points for style

Gymnastics Floor Routine

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Such grace and poise.

Wrestling

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TKO

Cat From Head to Toe

Throughout the ages, cats have inspired us in an infinite number of ways.

The Egyptians worshipped felines, as depicted in their intricate hieroglyphics.

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And look, he’s even donning a scarf!

Later, cats inspired artists with their majestic demeanour.

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A real mews

Today, cats are inspiring countless fashion trends, which enable cat enthusiasts to accessorize all while demonstrating their love of all things feline. Today, we look at just a few that we have found during our travels!

Hair

This colourful and edgy ‘do (Fig. 1.1), enough said. Ok one more: this video tells you how to make cat ears with your hair!

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Fig. 1.1

Make-Up

We know nothing about make-up, but here are some ideas: the kitty cat (apparently it is a way of doing your eye make-up that ressembles a cat eye), this tutorial on how to look like a cast member of Cats, the Broadway musical, this over-the-top eye make-up (Fig. 2.1), and this guy (we saw him in person at the Just for Cats Video Festival in Toronto, and believe us, it was an experience…).

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Fig. 2.1

Shoes

Check out these irresistible slippers from Nordstrom, these funky sunglass-cat flats, and these utterly bizarre black mousetrap heels (Fig. 3.1).

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Fig. 3.1

Jewellery

Behold this lovely brooch (which, alas, was on eBay but has since sold!), this classy cat ring, this mysterious cat charm necklace (Fig. 4.1), and these absolutely ravishing earrings.

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Fig. 4.1

 

Accessories

No outfit would be complete without matchy-matchy accessories; take your pick from this quirky knit bag (Fig. 5.1), this kitty cat Bic lighter for the smokers out there, this pair of warm-looking earmuffs and mittens, this actually pretty neat infinity scarf, this classy umbrella, these blingy hair pins or this headband, this endearing temporary tattoo, these bandages for those awkward moments when you’re playing with kitty and he goes in for a bite (check out our advice column on what to do if this happens to you!), and of course a CAT phone case for the cat/CAT lovers who are extremely hard on their phones.

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Fig. 5.1

Clothes

The pawssibilities are literally endless, but here is a brief selection: this cat-print patterned blouse, this sweater which we assume is meant to be in the style of “ugly Christmas”, this witty tank, this slightly alarming tea party get-up, your choice of this must-have raver-style cat onesie or this cosplay type onesie, this unbelievably amazing Kitty Kong t-shirt (Fig. 6.1) and this obligatory hipster cat t-shirt, this, whatever this is, these eerily life-like socks (which we own and they are pretty spectacularly cat-tastic), and these playful nylons.

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Fig. 6.1

There are so many options, we had a hard time choosing the best ones! Share with us your cat fashion tips in the comments below!

The Harmonicats

I write this post in honour of Record Store Day, which is today!

I was venturing around the city I call home, checking out the record shops to see what new releases I could find. I happened into City Lights Bookstore, and was sifting through the stacks of albums when I found “The Harmonicats“. I was obviously instantly drawn by the name of the group and their cat-themed album cover, and although I didn’t buy the album, it definitely stuck in my mind.

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Photo courtesy of www.harmonicats.com

While mainly popular in the 50’s, in their later years they did a lovely cover version of an old favourite I heard quite a bit in my childhood, Orange Blossom Special:

What a bunch of cuties, am I right?

Kitten Lady

I happened across a Vice article recently titled, “‘Kitten Rescuer’ Is a Real Career and This Woman Has It“. Well, obviously they have top-notch writers at Vice because that title definitely had me clicking.

Hannah Shaw is the woman behind the name Kitten Lady. She has been able to make a career out of fostering neonatal kittens and preparing them for adoption. Initially I was enthralled with “Awwing” and cooing over her Instagram feed; she has rescued so many sweet little kittens and watching the progression of their recovery and rehabilitation is awesome.

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As I got a little more curious and started looking around her website, I found so much useful information to help anyone become a kitten saving expert themselves. There is a plethora of information on what to do if you find a litter of kittens and how to take care of them, along with instructional videos. The accessibility of this information makes what she does really great; giving people the tools and knowledge to help is the most important part. 

Her website is a one-stop shop for all things orphaned kittens and I highly recommend reading up on her work, or just perusing the adorable little kittens under her care via her Instagram. 

Also, if you want to help, check out her shop and pick up one of her shirts (I picked up one of my own) or donate to her cause.

Got my bouquet of kittens in the mail today! @kittenxlady #cats #kittenlady #bouquetofkittens #fosterkittens

A photo posted by Lindsay Davis (@maebydee) on Feb 17, 2016 at 11:25am PST

Catwalks

Have you always wanted to go for walks with your feline friend, but aren’t sure where to start? Do you worry that kitty won’t be terribly enthusiastic about being on the end of a leash? Does your cat go ballistic when you even think about putting a harness on him?

He doesn’t know yet how much he’s going to like it.

Take heart, wayward traveler, we’re here for you. The internet is filled with a plethora of great advice, and here we will provide you with some of the best resources to get you on your way to strutting in style with kitty in toe!

First, here is a list of materials you will need before you begin this ambitious undertaking:

  • a large, if not jumbo baggie of cat treats (since, according to preparewise.com, “rewarding them will be the only way to keep [your cat] from killing you”)
  • a durable yet ergonomically designed leash (or better yet, this 3-way leash for those of you who want to maximize on your catwalking excursions)

Having perused a variety of sites, here now, is a summary of the best tips and tricks to help you train your cat to walk on a leash.

From Pam Johnson-Bennet (check out all the books she has written!), Certified Cat Behaviour Consultant at catbehaviorassociates.com:

  • Know your cat: think carefully before you decide that walking outdoors is a good option” (refer to our previous advice columns Help! My Cat is a Jerk and Help! My Cat is a Jerk: Biting. If your cat displays any signs of being a jerk, it is recommended to avoid further provocation).
  • Take it slow: “You can’t just slap a harness or jacket and leash on a cat … the training process involves gradual desensitization” (sounds exactly like something your cat will be into).
  • A cat is not a dog: … [it] may bolt, freeze, try to climb up your leg or attempt to hide under the nearest bush” (a walk in the park!)

Wikihow provides a detailed and illustrated step-by-step process; here are some highlights:

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Is it just me or does this cat look forlorn?
  • Don’t let go: “be prepared for [your cat] to try to run and hide. Keep a firm hold on the leash and stay close” (I’ll never let you go, I love you so, kitty!)
  • Practice with the leash and harness: “try not to yank or drag the cat along as you go” (Come on, kitty! Don’t just lie there, come on!)

 

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Walking your cat, you’re doing it right.

 The New York Times brings us an insightful video report and accompanying article, featuring Jackson Galaxy, who has become a recurring cat behaviourist celebrity on Cat-O-Log!

 

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Photo credit: adventurecats.org

Finally, all kidding aside, adventurecats.org provides an extremely detailed and actually quite practical guide on how to leash train your cat, for the adventurous cat enthusiast. We recommend you check out adventurecats.org on Instagram, as they post some pretty pawesome pictures of cats traveling the globe.

 

 

Help! My Cat is a Jerk: Biting

Some cats love to bite. But when kitty’s “love bites” leave you bruised and bleeding, it may have you wondering if it is true love. Especially when the bites come unannounced and unprovoked. In fact, your feline may be the type to lure you with purrs and cuddles, only to lash out with teeth and claws from all directions.

The technical term for this is petting-induced aggression, or play aggression.

We’ve determined a series of steps, with the help of resources from across the internet, to guide you through this cycle of abuse.

 Denial and Isolation

Many of us do not want to admit that our dearly beloved pets have become vicious aggressors who, in reality, are taking out their frustrations at being domesticated on their domesticators.

You may say to yourself, “He doesn’t do it that often.” or “He doesn’t bite me that hard.”

Sorry, your cat is a jerk and you’re in denial about it.

“He’s doing it because he loves me so much!”

Guilt and Avoidance

Once you have subconsciously admitted there is a problem, the next step would be to avoid the issue, by pin-pointing kitty’s biting triggers.

After all, it is your fault that he is biting you.

Behold this extremely detailed and helpful chart for those of us who have trouble interpreting our cats’ body language. It is truly incredible that someone would take the time to painstakingly analyse  and score each element of body language postures, and even more incredible that someone would take the time to read it all.

“It’s my fault that he is biting me!”

Bargaining

Now you come to the point where you want to find some meaning and regain a perceived sense of control over the situation; Buzzfeed tells us that in fact, our cats are biting us to remove government-implanted tracking devices from our arms.

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“Take that, government mind control!”

Anger

You may eventually become frustrated and need to resort to more drastic measures. cats.about.com suggests grabbing kitty  by the scruff, to tell him “no means no”, while iheartcats.com proposes giving kitty a time out in another room.

Cat shaming is another good option.

“We just need some time apart!”

Depression and Hopelessness

Finally there comes a point in every biting cat owner’s life when you don’t know where to turn. Many sites across the internet direct you to consult your veterinarian, to help you and kitty through this stage.

After all, veterinarians have years of training and have access to scientific studies which put them in an optimal place to counsel forlorn cat-abused clients.

“You can do this!”

Acceptance

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photo source: the best cat page

 

Help! My Cat is a Jerk: Advice Column

Does your cat jump on your lap only to shove his butthole in your face? Or perhaps he comes to be petted and suddenly strikes without warning? Are you constantly replacing broken dishes and glassware that kitty has nimbly knocked off the counter/table? Are you unable to leave a plate of food unattended? Does your shredded sofa look like it belongs at the dump? Are you one of those people who “can’t have nice things”?

If you answered “yes” to one or more of these questions, then your cat is, for all intents and purposes, a jerk. Sorry.

But there is help!

The internet is a treasure trove of resources and advice for cat owners who seek to curb their felines’ behaviour.

This week, we take a look at advice for those of us struggling with cats who can’t keep off the counter.

A. pawesomecats.com suggests some excellent behaviour modification strategies such as hissing like a cat, double-sided tape (check out Sticky Paws scratch control strips!), and making noise such as clapping your hands or shaking a jar full of pebbles or coins.

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B. howcast.com provides us with a helpful video, in which board-certified veterinary behaviourist Dr. E’Lise Christensen, DVM tells us that if our cats are jumping on our counters, it is because our kitchens are dirty, and that the rest of our house is less appealing to cats than the counter, and to improve the house by leaving blankets and treats everywhere.

C. lifehacker.com suggests using “environmental punishers” such as sandpaper (ouch!) or poorly placed cookie sheets which will fall when kitty jumps on them (basically, leave your kitchen counter in disarray).

Kitty looks utterly traumatised and brokenhearted.

D. Jackson Galaxy, a self-proclaimed cat whisperer, proposes a motion-activated air blaster, such as StayAway, with an infrared sensor that will detect an animal within 3 feet. This seems like the most practical and financially-viable option one could imagine. Read more about Jackson Galaxy’s fantastic ideas here.

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Thanks, Animal Planet!

E. For the cat enthusiast/bookworm, there is even literature available. Cats on the Counter: Therapy and Training for Your Cat, by Larry Lachman and Frank Mickadeit (I highly recommend perusing the reviews as they give great insight into the value of this book), offers detailed background information, “fascinating stories, excellent advice, and empathy for both misbehaving pets and their long-suffering people” (Amazon.com).

A literary meowsterpiece!

Stay tuned for the next installment of Help! My Cat is a Jerk where we will look at ways to redirect cats that bite and claw the hand that feeds.

Featured Kitty: Darla (a.k.a. Cat-o-Log: Genesis)

This week we bring you a very special volume of Featured Kitty, to commemorate the prematurely-departed and dearly-missed Darla. Darla, who was Featured Kitty Whiskey‘s betrothed, met her untimely demise three years ago, which put the kibosh on any Kitty Wedding. More on that later, let’s start at the beginning.

 

Darla engaged in one of her favourite past-times: sleeping.

 
From what we know of her beginnings, tiny kitten Darla was saved from a vicious goose, which brutally murdered her entire family. Darla was taken by a good samaritan and brought to a local animal hospital (where her future owner was employed), where, due to her irresistible cuteness, she was promptly adopted.

 

Who could resist this cuteness?


But Darla turned out to be a wolf in sheep’s clothing (underneath that sweet exterior lurks a formidable beast). Oh she liked her pets and her snuggles, but try to go anywhere near her with a brush or a pair of nail clippers and watch out! She would scream so loudly that windows might shatter, and there was always the risk that neighbours would think some horrible animal torture was afoot. And giving her a bath was simply out of the question unless one wanted to end up bitten/clawed to death.

While one might assume Darla was named after a character from Buffy the Vampire Slayer (which, for the record, is one of our favourites), in fact she takes her name from an obscure Third Eye Blind reference (it’s so obscure the details aren’t worth getting into.) But it could just as easily have been from the aforementioned TV series.

Darla and Whiskey were a match made in heaven. Their engagement lasted more than two years, and it was a wonderful time. Whiskey was so excited he went so far as to send Darla a very generous gift, pictured below. Darla was beside herself, as you can see in the photo.

 

That blank stare says “Whiskey, I love you!”

 In preparation for the wedding ceremony and reception, Darla and Whiskey inspired a quite prolific Pinterest board, The Most Grand Kitty Wedding of All. It started out as a way of housing ideas for the upcoming marriage (such as outfits for him and her, floral arrangements, invitations and stationerycake toppers, portraits, rings, wedding vows, dinner options and much, much more. If you don’t believe me, head on over to our pinboard and you will either believe me or come to the conclusion that I am quite mad…) but quickly and inexplicably spiralled out of control and became a catalogue of all things cat on the internet.

With over 1,400 pins, the pinboard had outgrown itself and it was time to expand: and thus, Cat-O-Log was born.

Tragically, these two lovebirds never got to meet in purrson, as Darla succumbed to a severe and brief illness, before reaching her eleventh year. However, Darla’s spirit lives on, through the pinboard and cat-o-log blog she helped inspire.

And now, the many sides of Darla:

She looks simply dashing in red.

  

We’re not sure what she’s looking at but it seems pretty serious.

  

No idea how this even happened but let me tell you the clean-up was no cakewalk!

  

One of Darla’s favourite poses was the “fake standing up pose”. She would lie on the couch in such a way that if you took an aerial view photo she appeared to be standing up.

  

Crazy Cat Lady Emergency/First Aid Kit

With safety and preparedness in mind, we bring you a helpful guide to setting up your very own (Crazy) Cat Lady Emergency/First Aid Kit. You never know when disaster may strike, and you want to be ready for any pawtential catastrophe.

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Furst Aid

The obviously obligatory item for any cat lady emergency kit would be the lint roller or brush; while we love the daily fur gifts from kitty, which make us feel oh so special, in some circles, being perpetually furry is frowned upon.

To avoid being shunned by non-cat folk, be sure to have a lint removing device handy at all times.

Even Drake sees the importance of a quality lint roller

Maybe you have a job interview and kitty decided to sleep on your best pantsuit/cardigan that you thoughtfully laid out the night before. Perhaps you are entertaining and need to quickly and efficiently remove a cat’s worth of fur from the furniture before anyone arrives.

Whatever the case may be, choosing the right lint roller for you (amazingly, there does not appear to be an overview of available reusable lint brushes, so stay tuned for an upcoming post right here on this blog!) is paramount.

Cat Scratch (Fever)

Sometimes we can get carried away playing with our feline friend (especially kittens, who are unbearably cute and provide hours of entertainment with their uncoordinated antics; but beware, because they are more likely to carry the bacterium B. henselae), and accidents happen!

Other times, you meet a cat who is just a jerk, and will swat/bite/scratch you at any available opportunity, or will even go so far as to lull you into a false sense of security by sitting on your lap and purring, demanding pets, and will then proceed to suddenly strike out without warning.

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Fig. 2.1: These Hello Kitty bandages tell your cat that you still love him, even if love hurts.
Fig. 2.2: Antiseptic and pain relief for those extra deep cat scratches.
 

Proper wound care is important, and disinfecting cat scratches is vital in the fight against cat scratch fever, a preventable yet potentially quite serious disease. This is why any crazy cat lady emergency/first aid kit should include an assortment of bandages (refer to Fig. 2.1 above) as well as an antiseptic to clean and disinfect (Fig 2.2, above).

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Snacks for Emeowgencies

Imagine you’re on a roadtrip with kitty, your car breaks down and suddenly you are stranded in the middle of Utah with nothing but sheer rock and tumbleweeds for miles. Poor kitty hasn’t eaten in at least two hours and his blood sugar levels are dropping dangerously low! Thank heavens you remembered to bring along a packet of cat treats, like the ones illustrated below, to keep those hunger pangs at bay, and ensure kitty doesn’t wither away to nothing on the I70.

With only 2 calories per treat, kitty can indulge without worrying about his figure.

Water-related Catastrophes

Natural disasters happen every day. Floods, hurricanes, typhoons – to name a few. Not to mention freak accidents like plane crashes into the ocean, or sinking ships.

Make sure kitty is secure at all times with his own personal Cat Buoyancy Aid, in case you’re too incapacitated to clutch him in your arms (and tread water at the same time? I think not!).

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Pawnic Attacks

If your feline friends are anything like mine, they become panting, drooling, crying, barfing, bowel-emptying messes anytime they have to go in the car. Even the shortest car ride can result in having to drive with every window down just to make it to the destination without have to barf yourself.

I recently moved to another city and had to prepare my cats for a 2.5 hour car ride. I wanted to find a product that would help us all make it in one piece. I did a little shopping and ended up purchasing a product called Licks Pill-Free Cat ZEN™ Calming Aid

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All I had to do was squirt one packet of the liquid on my cats paw about 45 minutes before we had to load them up in the car. The cat licks the liquid off its paw and the effects should last about 4-6 hours.

From my personal experience, the results worked out great. One of my two cats only meowed a bit the entire ride, no messes. The other cat (Whiskey – see our Featured Kitty article for more information!) did pant and barfed once. This is not too bad considering his past. Overall, I was very satisfied with this product and would definitely use it again.

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Whiskey looks like he’s smiling, but he is actually losing his mind.
Have you ever lived through a catastrophe or emeowgency? What items did you find indispensable for survival? Comment below with your ideas, we’d love to hear from you!